No sex til after "Cold Case" damnit! A stabbing follows....
If your pants are too big you OF COURSE get naked and cover yourself in Crisco.
Thief swipes black stripes from bottom of pool.
Yes, Leryn Franco is at the 2012 Olympic Games in London.
That was her last night during the Parade of Nations, wearing the Paraguayan red
dress and showing off some insane cleav. Of course she’s in town to throw the
javelin, but that’s not the whole story. She’s property of Nike.
And Nike will get its money back via you dorks who’ll see Leryn wearing Nike
Take this photo of Leryn in her Olympic dorm room. Notice the pants. Simple
photo tweeted out and the next thing you know it’s in every “Greatest Photos of
Leryn Franco” gallery from now until 2014.
At 30, this is it for Franco. She’s the Anna Kournikova of the Games and it’s
fine with us.
*Franco won’t throw until the women’s qualifier on Tuesday, August 7. The
javelin finals are August 9. Set your DVRs accordingly.
Courthouse Coffee Pot should be arrested. Yuck.
Robbers break into man's house....to steal his penis.
After smoking weed, a man shoots himself in the hand. Calls police, forgetting he's at his grow house.
If you wanna leave work early, THIS is not a good idea.
If you're a man, what's worse? Going bald OR turning into a woman. Huh?
If you have a pigeon problem in your town the BEST solution is to get the birds hammered on wine soaked bread, right?!
Guy pleasures himself in a 7-Eleven parking lot and decides the Coca-Cola delivery guy is pretty cute.
A father gets "impaled" in the booty by a tow hitch at an amusement park. Ouch.
Teen gets in a fight with a mailbox. The mailbox wins.
So bars in Minnesota wanna install pregnancy vending machines in the women's restrooms. LOTTA issues with this one.
It Happened in Flor-I-Duh: Man steals a motorized scooter from Wal-Mart, gets a DWI, AND is pulling his wheel chair bound friend with the scooter.
Man beats up his buddy & fractures his skull for bringing wrong beer to a party.
An argument over pork rinds can get ya stabbed in the neck.
An Otter attached a triathlete in a Minnesota lake while she was swimming. She suffered 25 BITES & had to have rabies shots.
It Happened in Flor-I-Duh: A man steals a dog, hides a kid in a closet, and holds a spider for ransom. Yes. A spider.
America's Funniest Home Videos? NOPE. Just a dude with a toe/foot fetish in Wal-Mart.
If you have 10,000 rounds of ammo ya may not wanna store them beside fireworks then fall asleep while smoking a cig.
The CEO of a Denver, CO software company is offering his employees a $7500 bonus to go on vacation. BUT...there's a catch.
It's totally normal to let someone borrow your car but NOT if ya met em at Hooter's.
What's the BEST wedding gift ever to give your stepdaughter? A 7 foot statue of a wang, of course.
Drunk & looking for ammo at Wal-Mart
U.S. Olympic Soccer star Hope Solo recently told ESPN Magazine ALL kinds of down & dirty stuff that athletes do in the Olympic Village. From being drunk at interviews to having orgies.