Wilcox found a video of a goat attacking a woman and the sound the woman makes is CLASSIC!
S&M photo shoot involving two women at a trailer park goes horribly wrong.
Man busted & tased after using a park tree for gymnastics exercises
Woman duct tapes hubby to the bed & stabs him for snoring.
Woman tries to run over DMV instructor after failing her driving test.
Three-way didn't happen and a woman in a trailer park gets real upset.
Man pulled over while driving with half a traffic sign stuck in his head.
Couple kidnaps handyman, forces him to do home repairs.
Man calls cops to complain that prostitue owes him 10 minutes
Please hold for Samuel L. Jackson.....angry cobra bites man on plane.
Drunken woman found at end of trail of soiled paper towels...for the SECOND time this week.
Guy goes to grab a beer out of his bud's freezer and pulls out a frozen kitten in a baggie.
Woman arrested in a bar for grabbing crotches & licking people
Woman calls cops after finding a penis imprint on her car & other "evidence" by her car.
Man leaves baby home alone with pit bull so he can hit the bar.
Man on meth has 15 step plan to get his wife on the drug. Step 1: spikes wife cigs so she'll get addicted too.
Man steals stuff out of an ambulance that he called for his girlfriend.
Middle School Teacher uses a taser as his wang outside of a bar.
76 year old Granny had her hand gun stolen. She now sleeps with a hatchet under her pillow.
A city may cancel Christmas because of the Salvation Army bell ringers.
Newest trend in this particular place is "mustache transplants"
6 foot, 250lb man is VERY excited about the electronics at Target.
D.A. admits to porn star past.
Doctor convicted of butt squeezing during an exam.
Mayor AND HS Principal resigns after offering promotions to teachers for sex.
Women steal 10-Function Silicone Love Rider Toy.
Chiropractor has license suspended over "intravaginal massage" allegations.
Guy steals live lobsters from grocery store. In his pants..........
Man loses city council bid because wife doesn't vote.
Drunk guy who raps "eff the police" and says he's not going back to jail, goes to jail.
Robber is suing the homeowner who shot him.
Police Officer arrested in Cannibalism Plot.
Man arrested for stealing flowers from a cemetary plot. It's his 7 time being arrested for the crime.
Woman drops anchor in a park but tells cops her weight loss made her pants fall down.
Man divorces, sues wife for being ugly. WINS lawsuit.
Man gets in fight with his father-in-law and bites his ear
Girl shot by uncle 'cause he thought she was a skunk.
Man in overdue rental van hits vehicle, flees triler park, punches cop, and poops his pants.
Over the weekend a man in PA had his RV broken into and he says Bigfoot did it.
Woman breastfeeds her daughters dog for two years.
Drunk womans hamster taken into protective custody.
Alanis Morissette for 6 hours will make ya smack someone.
Kids see naked pics of their teacher on school-issued iPad.
Cops use Taser on blind man thinking his cane is a sword.
Dude legally named Darth Vader gets in a fight with his neighbor over an affair.
Brother & Sister get caught trying to steal televisions from a sports bar bathroom. Tell cops they were having sex.
Couple complains about sushi and the restaurant owner shoots at them
Man's sues after slidding stripper ruptures his bladder at his bachelor party.
If you're upset that you're boyfriend broke up with you THIS isn't what you should do...
A welder loses his legs and his testicles in a work accident. And he's suing for HOW much?!
Guy advertises on on Craigslist for a woman to be a topless dungeon master at his "Dungeons & Dragons" bachelor party. She must be a C cup.
Nothing says GREAT first date like a woman showing up with her 16 year-old son and a bag of clothes...
Woman says she never uses toilet paper & NEVER washes her undies.
Man says VA Hospital treatment caused frostbitten penis. Suing for $10 Million.
Local city council commissioner sends nude pics to her first cousin. He's also her lover.
Man calls 911. On himself...
Guy shoots through a drive thru window after employee can't hear his order cause the man has his tunes TOO loud in his car
Illegal to leave your windows down in your car while it's parked? Yep. That'll be $81 please.
If you wanna rob a shoe store, you should definitley pitch a tent on their roof. Cause no one will see ya camping on a roof..............
Man who gets great customer service stalks woman & pays all her bills after stealing her mail.
Woman arrested after being drunk at a sex store and bitting the manager on the shin. Oh....she's a prosecutor for the state.
A ten-year old kid is gonna get to sit in on the drums with the RHCP. His parents used to play the band for him when he was a baby.