Man steals stuff out of an ambulance that he called for his girlfriend.
Middle School Teacher uses a taser as his wang outside of a bar.
76 year old Granny had her hand gun stolen. She now sleeps with a hatchet under her pillow.
A city may cancel Christmas because of the Salvation Army bell ringers.
Newest trend in this particular place is "mustache transplants"
6 foot, 250lb man is VERY excited about the electronics at Target.