Peter Pan & Superman fight over Nun.

D.A. admits to porn star past.

Doctor convicted of butt squeezing during an exam.

Mayor AND HS Principal resigns after offering promotions to teachers for sex.

Women steal 10-Function Silicone Love Rider Toy.

Chiropractor has license suspended over "intravaginal massage" allegations.

  Guy steals live lobsters from grocery store. In his pants..........

Man loses city council bid because wife doesn't vote.

Drunk guy who raps "eff the police" and says he's not going back to jail, goes  to jail.