Man calls 911. On himself...

Guy shoots through a drive thru window after employee can't  hear his order cause the man has his tunes TOO loud in his car

Illegal to leave your windows down in your  car while it's parked?  Yep.  That'll be $81 please.

If  you wanna rob a shoe store, you should definitley pitch a tent on their  roof.  Cause no one will see ya camping on a roof..............

Man who gets great customer service stalks  woman & pays all her bills after stealing her mail.

Woman arrested after being drunk at a sex store and bitting the manager on the  shin.  Oh....she's a prosecutor for the state.

A ten-year old kid is gonna get to sit in on the drums with the RHCP.  His  parents used to play the band for him when he was a baby.