Man assaulted with hammer by woman in a French Maid's costume from Wal-Mart.
Man has sex with couch on curbside.
Drunk man urinates on cop car.
Woman discovers at 60 years-old that she married her FATHER.
When you go to a check cashing place and cash a check worth $10,000 you should definitely leave the loot in your car while you get lunch.
Neighbors sell family's dog on Craigslist.
