Two chicks steal $450 worth of undies from Sears.
If your EX moves in next door with his new girlfriend, get the bird to swear at em.
Reason #589 why drugs are VERY bad kids......
Fighting with the spouse=putting a Chihuahua down your pants....
Dude steals woman's sex toys. She proves the toys are hers....she has pictures!
If you have a drinking straw filled with drugs in your "special place" you MAY drive crazy.
