Woman calls cops to report of a man driving  down the road, sucking on a sex toy.  THEN it gets weird.

If you tell a stripper you don't want a lap  dance, THIS may happen.

Shoplifting spree:  guy steals a $200  purse, $60 sunglasses, and a $20 Penis Extender.

When  you steal a credit card you immediately go to 7-Eleven and spend $1600

You can call the cops using your cigs.  Oh........wait.

Stealing the bedding, coffee pot, hair dryer  and more from a Holiday Inn is wrong.  Trying to blame your "evil twin" that doesn't exist is not an excuse.

If you're underage & driving drunk you  may NOT wanna tell the cops your Dad is an "Autobot"

If you have an erection for more than 3 days, ya may wanna hit the docs.

Drunk & thinking you're Wolverine.  Doesn't end well.

Good advice...........