Woman calls cops to report of a man driving down the road, sucking on a sex toy. THEN it gets weird.
If you tell a stripper you don't want a lap dance, THIS may happen.
Shoplifting spree: guy steals a $200 purse, $60 sunglasses, and a $20 Penis Extender.
When you steal a credit card you immediately go to 7-Eleven and spend $1600
You can call the cops using your cigs. Oh........wait.
Stealing the bedding, coffee pot, hair dryer and more from a Holiday Inn is wrong. Trying to blame your "evil twin" that doesn't exist is not an excuse.
If you're underage & driving drunk you may NOT wanna tell the cops your Dad is an "Autobot"
If you have an erection for more than 3 days, ya may wanna hit the docs.
Drunk & thinking you're Wolverine. Doesn't end well.