If you're a woman, do NOT run a stop sign or the cops will strip search ya in  the middle of the road AND....

A woman has a mystery illness causes woman to  grow fingernails instead of hair.  Ugh.

When hammered, try not to pass out on the  baggage inspection machine.  With X-Ray pic...cool.

If you ask your Mom to bring you a shot of  Vodka and she refuses, you have only one option.....

Dog eats false teeth after roommate fight.

Country star Randy Travis was arrested late  Tuesday night for driving drunk. Not a huge deal but..... he was NAKED.  And went to jail NAKED. CLASSIC mugshot.