Courthouse Coffee Pot should be arrested. Yuck.

Robbers break into man's house....to steal his penis.

After smoking weed, a man shoots himself in  the hand.  Calls police, forgetting he's at his grow house.

If you wanna leave work early, THIS is not a good idea. 

If you're a man, what's worse?  Going  bald OR turning into a woman.  Huh?

If you have a pigeon problem in your town the BEST solution is to get the birds hammered on wine soaked  bread, right?!