Courthouse Coffee Pot should be arrested. Yuck.
Robbers break into man's house....to steal his penis.
After smoking weed, a man shoots himself in the hand. Calls police, forgetting he's at his grow house.
If you wanna leave work early, THIS is not a good idea.
If you're a man, what's worse? Going bald OR turning into a woman. Huh?
If you have a pigeon problem in your town the BEST solution is to get the birds hammered on wine soaked bread, right?!