Guy pleasures himself in a 7-Eleven parking lot and decides the Coca-Cola delivery guy  is pretty cute.

A father gets "impaled" in the booty by a tow  hitch at an amusement park.  Ouch.

Teen gets in a fight with a mailbox.  The mailbox wins.

So bars in Minnesota wanna install pregnancy vending machines in the women's  restrooms.  LOTTA issues with this one.