It Happened in Flor-I-Duh:  Man steals a motorized scooter from Wal-Mart, gets a DWI,  AND is pulling his wheel chair bound friend with the scooter. 

Man beats up his buddy & fractures his  skull for bringing wrong beer to a party.

An argument over pork rinds can get ya stabbed in the neck.

An Otter attached a triathlete in a Minnesota lake while she  was swimming.  She suffered 25 BITES & had to have rabies shots.