It Happened in Flor-I-Duh: Man steals a motorized scooter from Wal-Mart, gets a DWI, AND is pulling his wheel chair bound friend with the scooter.
Man beats up his buddy & fractures his skull for bringing wrong beer to a party.
An argument over pork rinds can get ya stabbed in the neck.
An Otter attached a triathlete in a Minnesota lake while she was swimming. She suffered 25 BITES & had to have rabies shots.