2 days after having a kid, a woman smokes  bath salts. IN the hospital maternity ward.  Too soon?

A 70 year old woman attacks her 62 year old  husband's wang with a pair of industrial scissors.

A man is suing a strip club.  He says he  spent $600 on lap dances but his credit card says he spent $50,000.  THAT'S a lotta lap dances.

Cats puking to techno music?  Oh  yeah....you WILL laugh.  Wrong but funny.

What's the ONE thing ya wanna do when you're high on magic mushrooms?  Shot yourself in the  head.

Mother of the Year Award story.  It involves beer,  pizza, & a two-year old

If you catch your husband cheating on you,  you beat him.  With an ice cream cone.