Quite the nasty It Happened in Flor-I-Duh: Intruder DEMANDS a haircut from a man that isn't a barber. No haircut=stabbing.
Man returns FIVE enema kits to CVS store. USED!
24 year old man cannot watch porn without getting severe headaches. The solution? 30 pain pills before porn.
Another chimp attack. Scary, but the guy is now in stable condition. Woody thinks we should kill all the chimps. Mel thinks people are idiots...