It Happened in Flor-I-Duh:  Dude breaks up with a chick  who's a dentist.  Finds a new girl.  See's ex for oral surgery.  Hillarity ensues.

Norman Bates Jr......guy poses as dead mom for 6  years. 

Best excuse for leaving a hit & run and  going to Walmart? "I had the runs"

The reason for SO many  homeruns in baseball now isn't do to "strength-enhancing drugs"..........it's due to global warming. DUH?!