It Happened in Flor-I-Duh: Dude breaks up with a chick who's a dentist. Finds a new girl. See's ex for oral surgery. Hillarity ensues.
Norman Bates Jr......guy poses as dead mom for 6 years.
Best excuse for leaving a hit & run and going to Walmart? "I had the runs"
The reason for SO many homeruns in baseball now isn't do to "strength-enhancing drugs"..........it's due to global warming. DUH?!