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About Me (Like You Care)
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What is your favorite season? Salt. least favorite song in the world? "Here I go again" by Whitesnake. What is your favorite kind of cheese? Whiz. What do you want? World peace, and a Tunafish sandwich. Not necessarily in that order. where were you born? In a bryerpatch. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?? Can I take Jennifer Aniston and then be adopted by Angelina Jolie? Last film seen The Dark Knight (1 million times) What are you wearing right now? My comfort clothes. (see earlier question) My place or yours? Jungle room at the Mush Inn Motel. Sex before marriage or after marriage?? There is no sex after marriage. What musical instrument do you play? Bass. Favorite hard liqour? Crown Royal. Favorite NFL team? Philadelphia Eagles. Jeans or shorts? Chaps. Do you drink coffee? All day. What are your "comfy clothes"? A liquorice speedo and a sombrero. Rolling Stones or Beatles? Zeppelin. Favorite Rapper My wife. I always use too much paper. What language would you like to speak fluently? Piglatin. Desktop or Laptop? Tubetop. Whats your favorite sport? Hide and seek. beach or mountain? Grassy knoll. who do you count on when feeling down My son. What attracts you most? A little bourbon behind each ear. If you could be someone else for a day, who would it be? A beautiful woman. I would then buy a full length mirror and call in sick. What is your favourite word? Noodle. What makes you laugh? People falling on the ice. Is that wrong? Are you an outdoor or an indoor person I like to spend alot of time in a tent. Which one is that? What 3 words would your best friend use to describe you? Ask them. Where do you see yourself in five years? At this rate I will still be answering these questions. What are you most proud of in your life? My son, and my extensive collection of leather bound books. Who do you admire most? Batman. Romance or Kinky? In my experience, you have to endure one to get to the other. How do you feel? Like a natural woman. Water or 100% Juice? I like to indulge in a hot cup of fat. Would you rather be hot or cold? Lukewarm. Favorite Place to Eat? Club Paris. (It took a lot of willpower to not be inappropriate here.) Opera, Musical, Concert, Play, Performance, or Other? I enjoy a good mime. Juice and crackers or milk and cookies? Gravy and Mutton. Favorite fruit? Richard Simmons. Are you a cat or a dog person? If prepared correctly they both taste like chicken. Do you eat cold cereal at night? Lucky Charms baby!!!! What is your favorite TV show? Eastbound and Down. Kill the spider or let it out? Make him beg for mercy. Where do you want to travel next? To the bathroom. What is your favorite food? A good steak. What is your favorite place? Fenway Park. If you could have one super human power what would you choose? The ability to eat my body weight in pie. Vitamin Water or Gatorade? Beer. Flip flops or sandles? Moon boots. What do you do on fridays? Typical stuff. Shave the cat, gut a fish, make a meat helmet..... What is your favorite song of all time? Skip to my Lou.
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Random Thoughts
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Who knows how long it will be until the new Batman movie comes out, so I need something to occupy my time.
As Good As It Gets.
Mother's milk
I know, I'm a tool.
This made me laugh for some reason. Does that make me a bad person?
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Monday, September 17, 2012
